I will write about the following, leave one in my ask box.
Dear person I hate,
Dear person I like,
Dear ex boyfriend,
Dear ex girlfriend,
Dear ex bestfriend,
Dear future me,
Dear past me,
Dear person I’m jealous of,
Dear person I had a crush on,
A gecko utilizing claws on their feet to defy gravity.
Fact: David Bowie is a gecko
Anonymous asked: im assuming youll do the marriage tag because MOMMIES I LOVE YOU
Didn’t you other mother just answer this? But this is confirmed. We’ll do the tag…eventually. I have business to attend to.
And that’s why they hired me to watch over you kids. And they got the best of the best :)
The American collegiate system in one gif set
the saddest part is that this isn’t even really a joke
BA DUM TSS (AS IN AN EGG COOKING)
happy easter guys
and bonus bc barbara actually made this one:
Anonymous asked: How do dick pics make u feel?
Anonymous asked: I am going to assume that you are good nanny because I am paying you. ^.^
Haha! Like I said to your child, I am a good nanny. I made a vow and oath to care for the children and protect them while you are away on business. (This has to be Dom or Keely since at the moment I only care for their children. Or did I forget about another family? Oh no! I hope I didn’t forget kids. I know I’m old, but I can’t be losing my memory just yet!)
Anonymous asked: Im assuming your american
Assumption correct :D I am American, born and raised in the states.
Anonymous asked: I assume youre a good nanny because my mommies like talking to you =P
You assume correct, young one. I am a good nanny, and I’m here for you guys when you’re mothers can’t. They are very busy mothers and I must uphold my reputation.
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